These Jokes: Favorite Things (Oprah Ain't the Only One)

If Oprah can do her favorite crap for people to waste their money on, than so can I. Listen up, ya jokes, here is a few things that I can absolutely not live without. Seriously, life is not complete or funny for that matter, if one of these things are missing from my life. I recently lost a loved one and it cut deep. I woke up this morning to find that my cell phone was waterlogged from leaving it on my a/c. R.I.P. little guy, I'm gonna miss you. I will have to get another phone and soon, but I will surely miss all the special moments we've had together (even though you were really a piece of crap phone anyway). Tragic cellular death aside, here we go:

1) Cell Phone: A drunk text can go from bad to worse depending on the phone you have. Beware of the touch screen! People mock you openly when they receive a drunk text as follows: hwoshihfhihosjiojsmnmskjskjakka sexy fjlijjjsopsjopsjpjak love uuususs. OK, maybe it's not that crazy, but still life is not complete these days without a phone in hand. Whether it be the Iphone, the Droid phones, or a Blackberry, if your relevant, your are having generous face time with a device of this sort. (miss you Samung Glyde)

2) Ipod: A well tuned music device is a must. Think about it, what if you are tired of listening to jokes ranting in your ear on the subway about how their lives are miserable. Really? I don't care buddy. Enter the music device. The absolute perfect item to divert common annoyances. I personally rock the all purpose Ipod, but if your like 80, I hear the Zune is good too. (hahhahaha, really there are no other devices, after the Ipod)



3) Laptop: Whether you're a PC guy like me, or a band wagon Apple laptop loser, a laptop is a must in my book. There isn't a moment in time where I haven't wanted to jump on the internet, Google something, catch a missed TV show, or just mess around simply out of boredom. My laptop is my go to gadget and for now, primary source of communication with the world.


These are the three devices I turn to, to get through day-to-day non-sense. I'm sure one, if not all, are apart of your daily routine and would be very hard for you to part with. Before I leave to bury my cell phone in the electronic graveyard, give a shout out to some of the things you jokes can't live without. (I better be on that list somewhere, ya information age, technology junkie,web savvy JOKES!!!)