This Year in Jokes!!!

From: Lindsey Lohan's Free Fall From Grace
The girl has lost her mind more times than I can count. I don't know what will snap her back into reality in the new year, but let's all hope she doesn't get the opportunity to reign in the new year with a bottle of whiskey, or pills, or whatever else she might be able to get her hands on.


To: Glee Making Me Vom on a Weekly Basis

From the GQ cover, to the Jay- Z episode. I feel like I'm on the worst roller coaster ride of number after number and I want the new year to be bringing me some sort of anti- Glee. You can even make it like a stocking stuffer. Just secretly cancel the show and bring me Glee.




From: Four Loko Crackin' us Out
To set the record straight, I didn't have a single drop of this poison.

To: Four Loko Withdrawal as it's Removed From Shelves
I am now proud to say that I will never get the opportunity to drink it. Thank you FDA for realizing what college students were partyin' up to and saving thousands of idiot's lives. One point for FDA.

From: BP Spillin' all Over our Ocean
Wow. What a joke of a story this was. I can't even believe that companies get away with this nonsense.


To: The Glacier Paced cleanup!
Then it took forever for there to be a cleanup. Plus, tell me why with all the best scientist working on this thing, no one was able to figure how to build a man hole cover?

From: Pink Friday
Nicki Minaj blew up! I jumped on the band wagon and haven't got off since. Pink Friday is just too good. Everybody check it out!



To: Black Friday
If you want to be the person who is trampled at 5am, or better yet, the person who tramples an 85 year old grandmother of twelve at 5am, Black Friday is your holiday.







From: Palin's Alaska
The show had so much promise. I am so disappointed. If I wanted to watch a show about fishing I would have tuned in to The Deadliest Catch.




To: Dancin' With The Palin's
I am so glad this is over. I can only hope Bristol fades quickly away. I cannot stand this Palin coalition/ media domination. Make it stop. Thanks. Bye.








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Happy New Year to You and Yours!

Its Palin's World, We Just Live In It

Can someone please tear the Palins off my television! For some reason, every time I turn it on, I am forced to hear that dreaded Palin name. I must admit I was excited like the rest of America when I heard that Sarah Palin had a new reality show. But the excitement quickly dissipated ten minutes into the deep fishing, moose-killing, great wilderness, "I'm like every other American that has no idea what's going on beyond my log cabin and frozen pond", snooze fest that is Sarah Palin's Alaska. Apparently America agrees with me as the show's ratings dropped 40 percent from week one to week two.

For some reason, the Palin family just doesn't seem to get it. No Bristol we don't care that you lost the title of DWTS to a dirty dancing wash-up. That your depraved baby daddy is trying to shop around his joke of a reality show (sorry about that whole mess, girl... yikes). No Willow, it is not OK for you to spew homophobic slurs on Facebook, when you mother is (sadly) as high profile as Sarah Palin. NO Sarah you shouldn't continue to expose your children to the limelight, to promote your own brand. Yes, you are exploiting them!

This current Palin hoopla is attributed to only a few of the Palin clan, and I already want to wrangle them all up and cast them off on an iceberg to oblivion. I better not see her other 35 (estimation) children show their face on another network, or I think my brain is going explode from the sheer simple minded spectacle that is the Palin family. Please for god sake let this epidemic die. Let this talentless, cognitively deprived, Alaskan Brady Bunch cast off into the icy sunset of Juno and leave me and my television be.

Oh, and if Sarah Palin dare run for president, I would hope that America has enough sense to stop her at the primary before they let this "wholesome" act get out of hand. It's one thing to make an old backed up prude look a little warmer to his constituency by being on his ticket. It is quite another thing when you let the village idiot become the leader of the free world. I just can't. God help all us Jokes! This woman has to be stopped!