This Year in Jokes!!!

From: Lindsey Lohan's Free Fall From Grace
The girl has lost her mind more times than I can count. I don't know what will snap her back into reality in the new year, but let's all hope she doesn't get the opportunity to reign in the new year with a bottle of whiskey, or pills, or whatever else she might be able to get her hands on.


To: Glee Making Me Vom on a Weekly Basis

From the GQ cover, to the Jay- Z episode. I feel like I'm on the worst roller coaster ride of number after number and I want the new year to be bringing me some sort of anti- Glee. You can even make it like a stocking stuffer. Just secretly cancel the show and bring me Glee.




From: Four Loko Crackin' us Out
To set the record straight, I didn't have a single drop of this poison.

To: Four Loko Withdrawal as it's Removed From Shelves
I am now proud to say that I will never get the opportunity to drink it. Thank you FDA for realizing what college students were partyin' up to and saving thousands of idiot's lives. One point for FDA.

From: BP Spillin' all Over our Ocean
Wow. What a joke of a story this was. I can't even believe that companies get away with this nonsense.


To: The Glacier Paced cleanup!
Then it took forever for there to be a cleanup. Plus, tell me why with all the best scientist working on this thing, no one was able to figure how to build a man hole cover?

From: Pink Friday
Nicki Minaj blew up! I jumped on the band wagon and haven't got off since. Pink Friday is just too good. Everybody check it out!



To: Black Friday
If you want to be the person who is trampled at 5am, or better yet, the person who tramples an 85 year old grandmother of twelve at 5am, Black Friday is your holiday.







From: Palin's Alaska
The show had so much promise. I am so disappointed. If I wanted to watch a show about fishing I would have tuned in to The Deadliest Catch.




To: Dancin' With The Palin's
I am so glad this is over. I can only hope Bristol fades quickly away. I cannot stand this Palin coalition/ media domination. Make it stop. Thanks. Bye.








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Happy New Year to You and Yours!

Four Loko Is For Crazy People!

So there is this new energy drink/alcoholic beverage floating around that has become quite popular with the kids. It's called Four Loko. Honestly, it's a one-way ticket to the emergency room for a much needed stomach pumping. The drink is 1o to 11% alcohol. The average beer is 4%. That means, in one fruity gulp, you could feel like you've had about 3 beers! Oh, and because it is caffeinated, you get a nice crack-y feeling too.

Contrary to popular belief, this is not a "drank"; it's a death wish. Do not consume this poison. While it might seem fun for the first half hour, the next four hours hung over the toilet isn't a trip to Disney World. Stay away from this drink of death, ya young, stupid, high on life and everything else under the sun, can't nothing bring me down but a twelve ounce can of liquid arsenic JOKE!