Four Loko Is For Crazy People!

So there is this new energy drink/alcoholic beverage floating around that has become quite popular with the kids. It's called Four Loko. Honestly, it's a one-way ticket to the emergency room for a much needed stomach pumping. The drink is 1o to 11% alcohol. The average beer is 4%. That means, in one fruity gulp, you could feel like you've had about 3 beers! Oh, and because it is caffeinated, you get a nice crack-y feeling too.

Contrary to popular belief, this is not a "drank"; it's a death wish. Do not consume this poison. While it might seem fun for the first half hour, the next four hours hung over the toilet isn't a trip to Disney World. Stay away from this drink of death, ya young, stupid, high on life and everything else under the sun, can't nothing bring me down but a twelve ounce can of liquid arsenic JOKE!