Halloween is one of the most exciting times of the year. Everyone gets candy. Everyone dresses up. Also,as it would turn out, every girl under the age of uh, I don't know 30, ends up dressing like the sluttiest girl they know. For some reason Halloween is the only acceptable time for young women to put on hoe's uniforms and parade around the streets.What is it about this holiday that sets girls loose and turns them into crazed sex beasts on the prowl? What is it about Halloween, which mind you is in October, not the warmest of months, that tells a girl yes.
"On this day, I will try to wear as little as I possibly can. On this day, I will put hooker shoes on. On this day, I will wear so much make up on my face, that it looks like someone put it on me with a shot gun. On this day, I will not only have guys dangling at my feet, but I will be running from hoards of creepers panting at the sight of me." Ahh yes what a Holiday! I ain't mad at you ladies, but just for me, keep some mase in ya purses. Ya scantily clad Jokes!
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