A recent report from MSNBC follows one Duke University student's " unofficial final thesis" as she decides to explore the depths of her college sexual escapades. Karen Owen actually made public the details of her sexual history. She admitted to sleeping with 13 suitors, a handful being Duke lacrosse players. Unfortunately none of them were Tiger Woods.This girl should keep her mouth and legs closed at all times. In a 42- slide PowerPoint she has managed not only to let the world in on the prowess of the men she has slept with, but also on how much of a skank she really is. Owen discusses one incident where even in her "blackout" state she managed to sleep with yet another athlete. Is this what you or, no doubt, your parents pay 40 grand a year for? To land the next ( in the words of Snooki!) gorilla juice head in the dirty concubine quarters you call a dorm room?
I have to wonder what this girl was thinking when she decided to create this. Why is it that parents shell out all of this money to produce polished morons such as this one. I can't imagine who else pushed through her revolving door of A+ nooki. I mean really, what kind of guys do you think she decided to leave off this little presentation? I'm sure Miss Owen you got a thrill out of over exposing yourself to the world as the gift that keeps on giving, but seriously keep your business to yourself. Ya fantasy sports wranglin' JOKE! (oh yeah, good luck on the job hunt too)
Here is a quick vid for those who don't know about this joke:
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