Miley Cyrus is Trippin! ( Literally)

TMZ has released of video of a certain Disney starlet flippin' out after taking a BONG HIT of the trippy drug Salvia. I guess that's one way to celebrate turning 18. I honestly could not believe what I was seeing. Apparently, there is a party in the USA and from the looks of it, it's on Miley's tour bus. If this doesn't confirm my Disney theory about all those kids being kinda' messed up, then I don't know what does. The girl is up there lookin' like a damn fool. She actually is sittin' at a party, lookin' crazy as hell, hallucinating her ex-boyfriend and cackling like jackal. I can safely say now, that I believe all the little rumors about this girl. I believe that the leaked pictures are her. I believe she might have reckless parents. I won't contest if someone calls her a little ho. I believe it all. This is definitely not this girl's first time gettin' down. I wish you could see me now, as I am beaming with excitement. This kind of train wreck, is the type I live for. Good luck Miley as you try to explain' this one. You double persona havin', ready for the Disney launch pad, crack-tastic JOKE!