I'm giving you, the top five jokes who straight up owned this year. While some may not appear on other list, these jokes have slated themselves for a very promising new year. I know I like to rag on these jokes but I also give credit where credit is due. This has been a monumental year and we can look forward to many more jokes to come in 2011. I am chomping at the bit to see what happens.
Oprah
Why: Cause she's got it like that. Cause she doesn't need her own show anymore. She has her own network OWN. Cause I will continue to mention Oprah so I will have a chance to survive the Oprah takeover.
The Cast of Glee
Why: Cause if one of them picks their nose, its news.
James Cameron
Why: Because of him, everything is in 2010 is 3D and I now pay 16$ instead of the fairly priced 12$ for movie tickets. Thanks James.
Justin Bieber
Why: Because any video of his on Youtube has at least 20 million hits if not 100 million. He can barely sing, yet can make any tweanie bopper cry on the spot, stalk him, and throw bottles or panties or flowers as he performs on stage.
J. Bieber is ridiculous in more ways than one. He is just a trend that won't go away. Humfp...
You Jokes
Why: Now that you are a part of my family, of course I'm gonna' give you an upgrade spot. You are part of those who know better. Upgrade!
Say what you want about Bieber...except that he can't sing. Cuz he can. Up top you said you give credit where credit is do -- so you'd better take back that untrue Bieber statement before I sic his Twitter following on you!
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