Sunday, December 19, 2010

Christmas is the Holiday of Giving (To Yourself)

It is Christmas time again and while it is always nice to give to others, it's even better when you pick up something special for yourself. You know, that expensive Movado watch, instead of those hideous knitted socks you got from your grandma. Go out and get the flat screen TV you wanted, instead of the wacky tie your little bratty kids got you. Even better, just go out a get the thing YOU have always wanted, but never got because everyone else is too dense to think of getting it for you. It just makes that "happy" face, easier when you have to accept that 15th crappy gift that you will either never wear, or will remain in a box, or draw, or cabinet for years to come.

Yes, the holiday season involves a tad bit of gift giving, but who is to say that you can't get yourself a little something-something. Right? It makes holiday gift giving that much more special. Don't worry if the gift you got yourself this year, is the best you have gotten' for any person. You deserve it. You're the one gettin' up every day and dealing with your functional moron of a boss, and that unbearable co-worker who is going through a sloppy divorce and telling you every detail, to pay for all of these gifts. Yes! You deserve the gift you want this Christmas.

So while you pick up your last holiday fruit cake, or gift certificate from itunes, or self heating arch supporting massage slippers, stop. Think about what you really want this holiday season, turn and go get whatever the hell you want! Merry Freakin' Christmas ya jokes!

A little gift from me to you!

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