Ah the week that makes my heart flutter. When 5'10 goddesses land on my door step just to say hey. No really they're here for for the ever popular New York Mercedes Benz Fashion Week. While these select few will definitely catch your eye, check out the jokes aspiring to be them. I decided to take a stroll over to the palatial Lincoln Center to peep beauty at its best, but was surprised when I delightedly got some straight up comedy.Firstly, I felt like I could have been at the most highly supped up church gathering, with everybody in their Sunday's best. But this Sunday my friends was a little different from the rest. There were those high roller types with some pretty young thing on the arm. There were girls with hat contraptions, stunna shades of the XL variety, and my favorite, shoes so high and ridiculous that you literally had to bite down on your tongue to hold back from a public outburst of laughter.
I could point out one girl specifically who was dun' up to the nine (all 5'2 of her) teetering on the shoes that were at least 8' off the ground.The look in her face of sheer agony as she weakly tried to mask her pain, sent a warm feeling throughout my body. I kept picturing in my head over and over that at any minute her face would have had an intimate moment with the concrete.
Here is to all of those jokes who would risk bodily harm to look good. If you are physically looking like at any minute, a button will fly off those (on you) not so skinny jeans, a tumble will occur in those not so chic stilts, a bird will make home is that not so inventive nest on top of your head. Please! For the sake of all of us, turn to that mirror( I know you got one if not ten). Pause. Take time to indulge in the teeniest bit of reason, and put those Saw devices back in your closest, or dudgeon, which ever you dug them out of.Save your self some much needed dignity ya high fashion joke!
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