Hangover 2!

Can't wait to see these jokes again!

A Moment of Silence for the Staffinator: Former Governer Arnold Schwarzenegger

So the staffinator ( yes that is the former governor who sleeps with staff) has pretty much jacked up his whole world and his clean up will be a long one. But honestly these are the types of moments that media lives for. Good luck Arnold with the impending divorce and everything else. Hasta la vista baby!

Karmin: Listen to Her Now!

Someone give this girl a deal! Sold!

Oprah Is Gone

Tell me why Oprah's last show was an hour long fortune cookie. There were no gifts, no celebrities, no glitz, no glam. It was just Oprah sittin' up there in her pink flowy god awful expensive dress, inspiring her legion of O zombies with empty inspirational phrases. Thanks big O. Until we meet you on OWN for more useless information again. Ya Miss Cleo spoutin' joke! (Nice Beyonce performance though!)

Royal Wedding: Disney Dream Wedding?

Been gone for a minute, now I'm back with the Royal Wedding. I know, I took a huge moment of silence for that joke of a wedding but check out the Disney pictures that suspiciously look like the giant spectacle. I hope for your sake Prince William and Princess Kate that your marriage does not end up in a royal divorce!

A Holiday Greating That Warms Your Heart

SNL spoofed the straight up crazy holiday Kardashian Christmas card this past Saturday. You know, the one where the whole family looks like they are on the set of Dynasty. I guess the Kardashian crew wanted to have bit of fun. Hey, who else can say that their family Christmas card not only made the news, but got a spoof on SNL? You got to love those crazy, reality show having, epic Christmas jokes!

Another Year, Another Problem

So with the rap up of another long year, I have had a pondering question on my mind. It is clear that my main man President Obama has fallen from grace. His approval rating is at an all time low. I ask why? What in the hell did you jokes think you were getting, when you signed up for this president? The man walked in to the position being the first of his kind. He faced the type of adversity that most other presidents haven't.

He had not one, but two wars he had to deal with. He had an economy increasingly swirling into the abyss, that is the bottom of the toilet. To top it all off, he had the near impossible task of keeping all of his constituencies, nearly each and every American happy. I cannot believe the sentiment coming from some of you jokes. Yes the man is not perfect. Of course he can do more. However, don't you jokes know that the political process is slower than the kids on the short bus, your 90 year old grandma trying to get up the stairs, or the bumper to bumper traffic, at rush hour, during a holiday weekend, put together?

It is outstanding that this man could get a bill as large and controversial as the health care bill passed. The fact that he has done even more than that, amazes me (bipartisan tax bill, don't ask don't tell repeal). I have to question the competency of voters. You elected a man who was very persuasive, but never necessarily promised that he would be superman, for all the special interest groups, who rode his coattails. How can we even begin to pass judgment, when we have already experienced a horrendous mismanagement of government, seen in the previous administration? Have we forgotten maybe a little too soon, those 8 years of stumble after stumble? While I'm not saying that we should be at our president's feet, I am saying we would appreciate his efforts and support progress. So when walkin' into the new year help your president out and realize that he is making an effort, ya demanding, low approval having, Tea Party rallying jokes!