True Blood is Truly Crazy

The new season of True Blood looks likes it is gonna be crazy. A 6 minute preview confirms that Sookie and bunch are ready for another round of blood suckin'. There is nothing quite like the marriage between southern hicks and vampires, that brings a warm feeling to you heart. Get ready for season 4 ya jokes!

Season 4: The 6 Minute Sneak Peek

Meredith Vieira Leaves Today

To day is the last day for a fantastic daytime joke Meredith Vieira. It was unclear in the beginning if she would be able to fill Katie Couric's shoes after coming off the squawk - fest that is The View. To our delight she succeeded with flying colors. I could have not imagined a better co-host to join the Today family.

Good luck Meredith on whatever you decide to do in the future. I am sure there will be more great things to come. Ann Curry , Meredith's co- host on today will step up as lead anchor. This I believe to be a natural choice. I am sure Ann will do great. Got to love those daytime jokes!

Nicki Minaj:Super Bass!

It just feels like a Super Bass kinda day ya know. Congrats Nicki for continually stepping up your game. Good luck on tour with that other pop joke Britney Spears!

Twilight: The Never Ending Cycle

The trailer for the new Twilight movie is out and looks as boring as ever. Maybe Kristen Stewart can muster up a personality in this one... Maybe not.

X-Men Was Good Y'all

Go check out the new X-Men movie X-Men First Class if you haven't already. It made 56 mil this weekend. This one gets two thumbs up from this joke!

Caught With His Weiner out

New photos and a pathetic tearful confession on Gawker confirm it. Congressmen Anthony Weiner is just another joke on Capital Hill flashin' his junk to some young girl. Politicians have to be either the most egoistical people on the planet or the dumbest. I cannot express how idiotic you must be, to be a public figure and send "sexy" photos to anyone, your wife or otherwise. Believe it or not, it will come out.

There is no turning back once you put your "political tools" into digital air space. It's practically like sending a botched email. There is no button to recover it. So next time you decided to be the "man for the every man"keep your junk away from the camera and young paiges for that matter. Better leave it in the privacy of your own home with your loving spouse. You egotistical, self serving, pulpit shouting joke!