The new season of True Blood looks likes it is gonna be crazy. A 6 minute preview confirms that Sookie and bunch are ready for another round of blood suckin'. There is nothing quite like the marriage between southern hicks and vampires, that brings a warm feeling to you heart. Get ready for season 4 ya jokes!
Wednesday, June 8, 2011
Meredith Vieira Leaves Today
To day is the last day for a fantastic daytime joke Meredith Vieira. It was unclear in the beginning if she would be able to fill Katie Couric's shoes after coming off the squawk - fest that is The View. To our delight she succeeded with flying colors. I could have not imagined a better co-host to join the Today family.Good luck Meredith on whatever you decide to do in the future. I am sure there will be more great things to come. Ann Curry , Meredith's co- host on today will step up as lead anchor. This I believe to be a natural choice. I am sure Ann will do great. Got to love those daytime jokes!
Tuesday, June 7, 2011
Nicki Minaj:Super Bass!
It just feels like a Super Bass kinda day ya know. Congrats Nicki for continually stepping up your game. Good luck on tour with that other pop joke Britney Spears!
Twilight: The Never Ending Cycle
The trailer for the new Twilight movie is out and looks as boring as ever. Maybe Kristen Stewart can muster up a personality in this one... Maybe not.
Monday, June 6, 2011
X-Men Was Good Y'all
Go check out the new X-Men movie X-Men First Class if you haven't already. It made 56 mil this weekend. This one gets two thumbs up from this joke!
Caught With His Weiner out
New photos and a pathetic tearful confession on Gawker confirm it. Congressmen Anthony Weiner is just another joke on Capital Hill flashin' his junk to some young girl. Politicians have to be either the most egoistical people on the planet or the dumbest. I cannot express how idiotic you must be, to be a public figure and send "sexy" photos to anyone, your wife or otherwise. Believe it or not, it will come out.There is no turning back once you put your "political tools" into digital air space. It's practically like sending a botched email. There is no button to recover it. So next time you decided to be the "man for the every man"keep your junk away from the camera and young paiges for that matter. Better leave it in the privacy of your own home with your loving spouse. You egotistical, self serving, pulpit shouting joke!
Tuesday, May 31, 2011
Snookin for Trouble
Yes. The shore cast has made a big flub in Italy. The little nugget Snooki crashed into an Italian police car creating a bit of a shake up in the Italian streets. It is not a good idea for them to create such a big blow up in a foreign country. Believe me Jersey Shore cast, foreign jail is not a good look. Can we make it through a season without destroying a country? You GTL rockin jokes!
Friday, May 27, 2011
A Moment of Silence for the Staffinator: Former Governer Arnold Schwarzenegger
So the staffinator ( yes that is the former governor who sleeps with staff) has pretty much jacked up his whole world and his clean up will be a long one. But honestly these are the types of moments that media lives for. Good luck Arnold with the impending divorce and everything else. Hasta la vista baby!
Oprah Is Gone
Tell me why Oprah's last show was an hour long fortune cookie. There were no gifts, no celebrities, no glitz, no glam. It was just Oprah sittin' up there in her pink flowy god awful expensive dress, inspiring her legion of O zombies with empty inspirational phrases. Thanks big O. Until we meet you on OWN for more useless information again. Ya Miss Cleo spoutin' joke! (Nice Beyonce performance though!)
Royal Wedding: Disney Dream Wedding?
Been gone for a minute, now I'm back with the Royal Wedding. I know, I took a huge moment of silence for that joke of a wedding but check out the Disney pictures that suspiciously look like the giant spectacle. I hope for your sake Prince William and Princess Kate that your marriage does not end up in a royal divorce!
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