Pentagon Losin and Abusin 9.1 BILLION in Iraqi Construction Funds

A new report has come out about the Pentagon not being able to account for 95% of 9.1 BILLION dollars being used in the Iraq reconstruction. My question is, who do they have keeping track of this money? An ninety five year old women on her last leg, who can barely keep track of her teeth let alone 9.1 BILLION dollars. If this is the case then I might have some sympathy for the Pentagon and its horrendous mismanagement of funds. Otherwise they better see fit to march down to those Iraqi construction sites and extract every copper pipe, slab of concrete, planted tree, light fixture, faucet, central air duct, door knob, laborer, crane, gas tank, Kraft lunch service and whatever else was covered under the lost funds. This ain't no Lil Wayne video, we ain't trying to make it rain...Its not like the money fell down the back of the sofa YA JOKES!

My Problem With Comic Con...

Here's the deal. I don't have a problem with people who like comic books and enjoy a Star Wars flick or two. I don't mind someone who's always had a child like wish to possess a super power, you know to be invisible or fly. That's all good and dandy, but there is a point, a very define point in which the child like whimsy turns into just plain crazy. Ahh yes I am talking about the tragic exploration and fanaticism of everything fantasy. I'm talking about the creepy nerd fest that is Comic-Con. Please if you know anyone who wishes to partake in this sad,sad,sad event of people dressed in Wookie suits and capes with ultra tight spandex even when they weigh in at 300 pounds.If you have any compassion for that shell of a rational person. Please do as follows. Place one hand on there shoulder.Extend the other as far back as you can. With all the godly power of the mighty THOR( you know from Marvel's THOR issue 76 ) slap the sense back into them and tell them these key words. YOU ARE NOT COOL, YOU FOOTIE PAJAMA WEARING, LIGHT SABER WIELDING, TEAM JACOB SUPPORTING, LIVE LONG AND PROSPERING JOKE!

Amanduhhhhhhhh?????????( Is an actress for now)

Amanda Bynes has proclaimed that she no longer would like to be retired after one month of being so. I can't rap my mind around the stupidity that is this story. Don't publicly pronounce your retirement and then one month later say jk. If you want time off just take it. The public is not exactly dieing for a new Amanda Bynes project. This actress who is actually talented, has managed to stay out of the limelight throughout her career. The beauty of this Hollywood game is that if you don't want to do it anymore there is some eager young prostitot ready to take your place. Stop publicly proclaiming the end of your career. YA JOKE.

"Boris we've been caught!" (Spy Saga)

What the hell is going on with this story about Russian spies. What is this 1950? How about the fact that their mission was to infiltrate influential people. What? I can only guess at what Russia's intentions really are with planting spies among us, but the whole thing sounds a tad bit odd.


How did the FBI discover them as spies anyway? Do they really spend all day just pilfering through people's files? Its a funny thing the spies could have been anyone's neighbor, or friend, or colleague. I wonder how the people who knew them reacted.


Yeah " I always knew there was something shifty about Boris and Natasha. They were always talking Russian into their sleeves and asking to visit my bio-tech lab. I just felt something wasn't right."


Well whatever the Russian spies really wanted they ain't gonna get it now. Mind ya damn business YA INTERNATIONAL JOKES!