Thursday, September 30, 2010

Lindsay Lohan: Some Jokes Get Old

Looks as if the deep end is endless, as Ms Lohan has once again fallen. A new report has reaffirmed what we already know. This girl ain't right! By now we all know Lindsay failed her drug test despite her previous trips to rehab and jail time. Now the still young (despite her looks these days) starlet has once again checked into rehab, this time at the Betty Ford Clinic. This raises a question for me... If you don't get off the stuff after you get out of rehab, shouldn't you get your money back? I mean what kind of racket are these rehab centers running anyway, if after 30 days, you still look like the picture above

Anyway the girl is a tremendous, continual train wreck. I often wonder if there is anything left in that vodka soaked brain of hers that tells her the road shes on, is one that won't carry her any further than the flask she probably sneaked into the court hearing, or maybe than the klonopin or whatever prescription drug is still given to her. Most poignantly, lets not forget the top notch parenting of both Mr. and Mrs. Lohan, who I wouldn't trust with a chihuahua, let alone a child.

What becomes of a person when they have no real consequences? Apparently they turn into a hot mess like this one, who has no moral guidance and endless access to every drug known to man. I wouldn't think twice if it was reported that this girl had her own personal key to a pharmacy. Good luck Lindsay where ever life takes you, and hopefully this round at the funny farm will do you some good, ya sad sad joke.

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